Oh My God

TV Anchor: Dharm ya mazhab ek insaan ki zindagi mein kya kaam karta hai?

Translation: What purpose does any religion fulfills in a person's life?

Kaanjhi Bhai: Mere hisaab se toh ak hi kaam karta hai, ya toh wo insaan ko bebas banata hai, ya aatankwaadi.

Translation: According to me, it only serves a single purpose; either it makes a person helpless or a terrorist.

            - Paresh Rawal as Kaanjhi Bhai